I will skull fuck you with a rake.

I’m finally getting a pair of Lolita shoes, I’m about to cry. ; _ ;

I ordered them from Bodyline, and since they weren’t charging for shipping fees: they were only 40$, with the shipping fees it would have been 67$. -high school musical dance-

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pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

I have serious issues, okay. My internet went out for 30 minutes straight and I lie to you not, I was really, really angry. so angry that I started writing a poem about how angry I was and then all of a sudden I got really sad and the poem turned out to be super depressing because I changed it up. 

I am nothing without the internet, a loser with a giant nose and social anxiety who gets nervous and starts shaking when someone calls my name. 

i need the internet to survive, the internet is me and it’s sad. 

maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

(via thewitchofbreath)

okay nevermind turns out I did save it as a draft sorry for the scare, i’m gross i know sorry bye

IM SO SORRY IF I POSTED SOME EXPLICIT GAY FANFICTION WITHOUT USING A READ MORE OR TAGS BECAUSE I REALLY WASN’T DONE WITH IT. MY INTERNET KICKED OUT AND I DON’T THINK I SAVED IT AS A DRAFT LIKE I THOUGHT I DID. I’M REALLY FUCKING SORRY, I’M A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING, FORGIVE ME, I PROMISE THIS WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN

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